she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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