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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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