Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
