I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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