I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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