; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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