That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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