You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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