I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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