So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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