I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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