so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just high enough for therapy.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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