im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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