"it" just moved
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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