nut hugger
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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