Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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