I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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