Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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