Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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