Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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