Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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