He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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