I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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