As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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