You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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