Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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