youre lurking in front of me
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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