I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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