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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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