Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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