rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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