I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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