I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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