Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
being pregnant is like rehab
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
