other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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