Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
