This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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