one two three fourrrrnication!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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