two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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