i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
