We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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