Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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