i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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