The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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