I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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