Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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