just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
