She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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