It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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