Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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